xkcd-for-that:

concreteafterrain:

orteil42:

we award all the cool rights somewhere around the age of 20 and not much else after that. you should be able to unlock even cooler rights the older you get. i guess you can run for president starting at 35 but i’m talking about rights that are exciting and consequential here

@xkcd-for-that

[The comic is a plaintext list of the priveleges earned at each age] Age Milestones and associated privileges 16  Drive 17  Attend R-rated movies alone 18  Vote 21  Buy alcohol 25  Rent a car 32  Run for senate 35  Run for president 40  Rent a flying car 45  Learn about the God-Empress 50  Join AARP 50  Get a shingles vaccine 52  Click to skip captchas 55  Vote for God-Empress 62  $80 National parks lifetime pass 65  Eligible for Medicare 67  Collect Social Security 68  See "Skip Ads" button on live TV 70  Run for God-Empress 75  Ride any animal in a national park 80  Eligible for MegaCare 85  Click to toggle whether any ad is positive or negative about the product 90  Click to make any movie R-rated 100  Get a letter from the president 102  (35+67) Collect a presidential pension 105  Get a birthday card from the God-Empress 111  Leave your own birthday party early by putting on a magic ring 118  Vote 100 times 120  Collect the pensions of all elected officials 125  Drink alcohol in an R-rated movie while getting a shingles vaccine from the president 128  Age rolls over, become a baby again
If you reach 122, you get complete unrevertible editorial control over Jeanne Calment’s Wikipedia article.
Age Milestone Privileges
xkcd
♥ 1036 — 4 months ago on 19 Mar 2023 — via testosterowned
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