My name is Kimmett. Millenial, bisexual, no preffered pronouns and that's all the info that I thinks is relevant, if you have any questions asks are encouraged. This blog sadly has nothing to do with the great Oscar Wilde but I do enjoy shit posts. I like to think he'd appreciate that.

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tim-official:

and staff thinks it’s hard to find new worthwhile content on this site

charlesoberonn:

marinebiologyshitposts:

the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we’ve already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we’re the devils hole pupfish of people.

The difference is that the pupfish is endangered and we’re unkillable.

teathattast:

rooolt:

rooolt:

babygirl I’m on all the spectrums

Yeah. You understand

moa-broke-me:

oojamaflip-whatchamacallit:

nudityandnerdery:

ranch-dressing-flavored-frog:

watermelynn-witch:

please don’t reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

I think we can do it.

Posts that have 2x10^25 notes to me.

#we’re not even close to destroying a single cell#sunlight probably does more damage to op every day than we’ve done collectively as a site

We gotta work harder!!

Can we even get to that many zeros before the site breaks?

smoqueen:

mintyproof:

nice argument, however i have monkeys at typewriters typing your ip out dumbass. as soon as one of them gets it right youre fucking dead

depsidase:

jibunbosh:

tumblr staff says that if we don’t buy $17,000 in crabs by 10 p.m. the whole website is going to be shut down by hotel management and all the guests are going to have to go home